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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 21:48
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can a relationship really last forever?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
No go.
The world needs the United States, but the USA doesn't need the world. Is this true?
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...